Dirty Cane -Are you ready for Christmas
March 22, 2011 by admin
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Christmas gift to our parents. Christmas 2010
How can you prevent getting the red ring of light or rrod on your xbox 360. THX?
March 15, 2011 by admin
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i just want to know because I am going to get one on christmas and Ive herd there was a high rate of the rrod case just wanna know how i can prevent it
Coldplay – Christmas Lights (Acoustic Guitar Cover)
March 3, 2011 by admin
Filed under Christmas Gift Ideas
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Christmas lights Simcoe Ontario
February 19, 2011 by admin
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So this was shot by my wife with the older camera. Christmas lights in the park in Simcoe ontario canada enjoy www.simcoepanorama.ca
Christmas Lights Utah “Reflections”
January 26, 2011 by admin
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Christmas Lights from Marty’s Christmas Light Show. One of the synchronized musical segments from 2006 at Christmas Utah. This was done with over 100000 lights and over 400 channels of computer controlled animation. Visit www.christmasutah.com for more details.
lookie here!?!?
January 14, 2011 by admin
Filed under Christmas Gift Ideas
On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
Serving suggestions: Defrost.
Printed on the bottom of Tesco Tiramisu dessert:
Do not turn upside down.
On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot’s Children’s Cough Medicine:
Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On most brands of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury’s peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a child’s Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
On a Swedish chain saw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
On a toboggan:
Beware: Sledge may develop high speed under certain snow conditions.
On a knife sharpener:
Caution: knives are sharp.
On shin pads for cyclists:
Shin guards cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
On a take away coffee cup:
Caution: Hot beverages are hot.
Emergency safety procedures at a US summer camp:
In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood proceed uphill quickly.
In a microwave oven manual:
Do not use for drying pets.
On the back of a pilot’s seat in a Nato aircraft:
Seat must be facing forward for take-off and landing.
On the bottom of a cola bottle:
Do not open here.
On a Harry Potter wizards broom:
This broom does not actually fly.
On a box of aspirin:
Do not take if allergic to aspirin.
On a bottle of laundry detergent:
Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine.
On a muffin packet:
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
In a kettle instruction manual:
The appliance is switched on by setting the ‘ON/OFF’ button to the ‘ON’ position.
On a ketchup bottle:
Instructions: Put on food.
On a bottle of rum:
Open bottle before drinking.
A car park sign:
Entrance only. Do not enter.
A sign in a street in Hong Kong:
Beware of people.
Rules on a tram in Prague:
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be persecuted.
Sign on newly-renovated ramp entrance, USA:
Take care: new non-slip surface.
On a can of air freshener:
For use by trained personnel only.
On a bottle of baby lotion:
Keep away from children.
On a pair of socks bought in egypt:
Do not wash.
On a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle:
Some assembly required.
On a can of pepper spray used for self defense:
May irritate eyes.
On a Frisbee:
Warning: may contain small parts.
In a car handbook:
In order to get out of car, open door, get out lock doors, and then close doors.
On a packet of cashew nut pieces:
Warning: This product may contain residue of nuts.
Directions for mosquito repellant:
Replacing battery: replace old battery with a new one.
On a birthday card for a one year old:
Not suitable for children aged under 36 months or less.
In a hotel bedroom:
Please do not turn on TV except when in use.
In a lift in a Japanese hotel:
Push this button in case anything happens.
On a toilet cleaning brush:
Do not use orally.
On a can of Spray paint:
Do not spray in your face.
On a TV remote:
Not Dishwasher safe.
On a blowtorch:
Not used for drying hair.
On a washing machine inn a launderette:
No small children.
On a bottle of hair dye:
Do not use as Ice Cream topping.
On a push along lawn mower:
Not to be used as a hedge trimmer.
On a box of fireworks:
Do not put in mouth.
On the packaging for a wrist watch:
Warning this is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.
In a dishwasher manual:
Do not allow children to play in dishwasher.
On a toaster:
Do not use underwater.
On a mattress:
Do not attempt to swallow.
Ready For Christmas Tag
January 10, 2011 by admin
Filed under Get Ready For Christmas
I tag StillGlamMom, emilynoel83, and eleventhgorgeous, and YOU! Questions: 1. Whats Your Favorite Holiday Movie? 2. Whats Your Favorite Christmas Color? 3. Do You Like To Stay in Your PJs Or Dress Up For Christmas? 4. If You Could Only Buy One Person a Present This Year Who Would It Be? 5. Do You Open Your Present Christmas Eve Or Christmas Morning? 6. Have You Ever Built a Ginger Bread House? 7. What Do You? Like To Do On Your Christmas Break? 8. Any Christmas Wishes? 9. Favorite Christmas Smell? 10. Favorite Christmas Meal Or Treat?
Do I have to ask a question up here for my thing to be a question?
December 21, 2010 by admin
Filed under Christmas Gift Ideas
Or are people just looking for reasons to get me in trouble because they are babies? Because I type up the whole thing like other people. Then I ask my question. Then Yahoo said I got reported for it not having a question but I cant prove it because they delete it.
Do you think its kinda like our government?
One person complains and now prayer is illegal in schools.
One person complains and the only christian on the block cant put up christmas lights.
One person complains and since they found it offensive we cant have the American flag on everything anymore. This is America. Why do the nay sayers get the say?
Are you ready for Christmas??????
December 11, 2010 by admin
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Its me again….I want to say before I will be busy again sooner….Smile….the most important is to spend time with families on Christmas Day…..
Have you ever noticed people on here get REALLY REALLY mad when you point out the truth?
December 9, 2010 by admin
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For example, my answer here: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Avf7hYjtzaluwGSOpZpZg3zsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071125152051AAJZ7XB&show=7#profile-info-SttbgO99aa
Or when someone posts a question that’s really a rant about how their neighbor set their Christmas lights up and you mention that getting angry is pointless as it’s not hurting the Asker.
And, well, pretty much whenever I tell someone on here the truth I get at least 2 thumbs down. Why? It may not be what you want to hear, but it’s still the truth.
These are all such great answers I really can’t pick just one, so I’m putting it up to vote. Good luck everybody!